Whoa what?

I'm not a yankee fan, but I'm offended. I stopped reading the sentence after you compared Melky to Bernie Williams. Don't get me wrong, I love milk. I drink a gallon a day literally. But that comparison is almost as bad as Mike Francesa comparing Ryan Church to Paul O'Neill.

Stop.

Wait.

At the end of the '09 season if either one of them hits over 20 homeruns. Then let's chat.