Thursday, May 1, 2008

Fucking ESPN

I'm watching ESPN break down Tyler Hansbrough's jump from a frat balcony into a pool. Can we please give these college athletes their life back? And can we break down actual sport events instead of sports drama? I haven't learned anything about any sport from ESPN in the past 4 years. Can we debate why Joe Girardi would walk a slumping Travis Hafner to pitch to V-Mart, or do we have to listen to Jessica Simpson getting the train run on her by Tony Homo and the gang, and how it impacted Tony Homo in his mediocre passing game.

Yeah I said it. Fuck Tony Romo. Fuck ESPN. Can we please have another sporting news network grow some balls and take on ESPN straight up?

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